Some sad stories?
One day, PakLah met Goh Chok Tong:
PakLah (PL): How come your government is very efficient?
Goh Chok Tong (CT): We have competent people holding the portfolios.
PL: How do you know they are competent?
CT: Just test them some simple logical questions.
CT called in Hsien Long (HL) and asked: Who's your father's son?
HL: That's me, of course
CT: That's how you should test your cabinet members
So, PakLah went home, and (after a discussion with KJ), decided to test it on Najib. He called Najib (NR) the next day.
PL: Najib, who's your father's son?
NR: PakLah, I am not sure, but I will definitely find the answer for you within a week.
The next day, Najib appointed a committee, and buy few artificial intelligents machineries, in the hope of discovering the answer (or the hidden answer ) to PakLah's question. He also called on Zainuddin Maidin, menteri penerangan ( Minister of Information) to give him the answer.
NR: ZAM, do you know the answer to this question, who's your father's son?
ZAM: I'll dig the ministry library and find out the answer.
ZAM tried to find the answer, but still to no avail. Panicked, he rang Bill Clinton.
ZAM: Mr Clinton, how is it going?
Clinton: Fine, thanks
ZAM: When is the erection
Clinton: well, all the time in the office, with Ms Lewinsky. Anyway, what's the matter mate?
ZAM: Do you happen to have the answer to this question, who's your father's son?
Clinton: Me, of course.
ZAM: Thanks buddy.
Immediately ZAM called Najib to tell him the answer. Najib congratulated him, and ensured him that he'll be in his cabinet if Najib can outlive PakLah.
Next, Najib called PakLah.
NR: Boss, I've got the answer to the question
PL: So, who's your father's son?
NR: Bill Clinton
PL: Gosh, you really are dumb, aren't you. You can't even answer this question properly.
NR: What's the answer then?
PL: Hsien LongFor those who don't get why the reply was like that, please refer to the early conversation.I've decided to take out KJ from the story, otherwise he will appear on all my future sketches.Z