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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Dapur Bujang

There's this TV programme called Dapur Bujang (Bachelor's Kitchen). Well I kind of like watching it every Sunday. But there are times when I feel like my cooking skill (however infesior it is) is being insulted by this programme.

Today's menu is: Salad mangga (mango salad)

1) Take daun salad (lettuce)
2) Prepare some slices of mango
3) Put them together in a bowl, and put God-knows-what oil
4) Yeay, the salad manga is ready.


Menu 2: Fruit with Yoghurt

1) Prepare slices of apple, orange, grapes and strawberry.
2) Put them all on a lidi sate (Sate stick).
3) Arrange them on a plate.
4) Take fruit yoghurt, and splash it around the plate.
5) Now you have the Fruit with Yoghurt

Hmm, I do feel like this is an insult to male intelligent. However, comes to think of it, there may be many men who do not know how to cook, and feel the programme really helps them in preparing the food that may be able to ambil hati their girl friends...

Oh, in case you do not know, the programme is followed by another programme named Stylo: a male magazine that teaches you how to apply perfume, where to put them, and do not put them below your umbilicus

Sesetengah lelaki beranggapan merokok memang perlu supaya kelihatan jantan

4 Comments:

Blogger ahmad syafiq al-gonzalez said...

untuk lebih kejantanan:

air rokok marlboro madu

bahan2 :
1) air suam (kalau xtau buat air suam, pergi google)
2) tembakau marlboro dicincang halus
3) madu

residue bole diminum atau ditapis ikut selera sendiri

btw, my word cerification waktu nk hantar post ni adalah "enons"
kebetulan, makcik enon sblh rumah mmg terer masak

wakaka

7:42 PM  
Blogger ihsan_huhu said...

muke jambu sgt kot sp kne isap rokok?

or manboobs mayb

lol

1:53 AM  
Anonymous zacharias said...

resipi 1: air suam

1) dapatkan sedikit air dari paip, kolah, atau sungai.

2) Tapis secukup rasa.

3) Untuk lebih mudah, tuangkan dalam electric kettle.

4) sambung wayar ke tempat yang sepatutnya dan on suis di dinding serta kettle.

5) nantikan air masak apabila suis termati secara otomatik

p/s: pastikan suis termati disebabkan air masak, bukan disebabkan gangguan bekalan elektrik. Ini boleh dipastikan dengan cara menghidupkan tv anda, dan pastikan ia boleh hidup atau tidak

2:30 AM  
Blogger husna afifi said...

resipi 2:

mee goreng telur mata lembu

bahan2

mee goreng mamak (kompem sedap,kalau x reti masak,baik beli je)

telur goreng mata lembu (made by mamak la gak)

1-cari duit/cara utk ke kedai mamak/restoran2 lain pn bleh

2-beli ke2 2 bahan penting (utama) di atas

3- bawa balik ke rumah/hall/hostel.dgn berhati-hati kerana malang tidak berbau (maybe berbau mee)

4- buka pintu rumah dan masuk terus ke dapur dengan kadar segera.ini penting utk memastikan mee masih panas dan tak perlu di 'microwave'kan

5-buka bekas tapau n tuangkan mee dengan 'gentle' ats pinggan yg sesuai utk dihidang

6- tuangkan telur mata lembu juga dengan kadar perlahan supaya matanya tidak pecah

slmt menjamu selera!


p/s hidangan ini amat sesuai utk sorang saje n lg best klo dpt mkn sambil tonton tv..best2

slmt mencuba!

2:19 AM  

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