Mat Taib Now Says He Speaks English

Now, the UMNO election is near, people are talking about those candidates contesting one of the top 3 posts.

For post no 1, we have a man entangled in a murder case, womanising and many others. Good candidate to be the head of all crooks.

Post no 2 initially had 3 candidates. One is a johorian, which makes him the favourite candidate, considering the strong UMNO base over there. Another is a Malaccan, who was complaining about money politics. He now has been removed from the list, ironically, because of money politics. The third candidate is our main topic for today.

This man has achieved quite a feat in his life. He was the Menteri Besar of Selangor back in the 90's. Mind you, Selangor is the richest state in Malaysia. Next, he also got married to a princess, while swearing on the quran that that event never took place. This symbolises his bravery and guts in going against the Selangor King and Allah.

He was also caught in Australia with tons of cash, and he got away with saying " Mi no spik inglis, Mi no pil pom" ( I don't speak english, so I don't fill the form). Remarkably, the Australian court bought the lame trick, and he got away. The court later overturned their decision, but never called him again for re-trial.

Recently, Dr M commented that he'd be supporting Muhydin Yasin for the post no 2. His reason for not supporting Mat Taib was that, sarcastically, Mat Taib does not speak english!!!

And yesterday, Mat Taib made a press statement, listing all his feats, underlining his capability of speaking english ( Is he too stupid to understand that Dr M made that statement sarcastically?).

NOW, HE HAS OPENLY ADMITTED THAT HE HAS BEEN LYING TO THE AUSTRALIAN 

COURT.

As he has now openly admitted that he has commited the crime of lying under the oath, I think the Australian government should order a re-trial of the case.

The least we could do is by not selecting him to be the UMNO deputy chief. This man has no integrity. He lied to the court, he lied under the oath, he even lied by swearing using Allah's  name. There's no way he'd be honest when dealing with us.

These names have no connections whatsoever with the items being listed next to them:

NAJIB- altantuya, submarine, ziana zain, port dickson, womaniser, playboy, anal sex

MUHYDIN- Jual tanah johor kepada singapura, sign water concession at low price for long term

MAT TAIB- kahwin lari dengan tuan puteri, bawak duit cash ke australia, tipu mahkamah