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We are the people whom Allah honoured through Islam, so whenever we seek honour other than it, Allah will disgrace us.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Datuk Ishak Baharom Meninggal Dunia


Perginya seorang ex-mufti yang berani berkata benar, walaupun pahit.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Training Opportunity?

I had been receiving too many phone calls from UTM students asking about training placements. I investigated and realised that my name was being advertised at the Uni, being the training focal points. Please read the mail correspondence below.

Just realised that I can be scary sometimes.


Sdr Ahmad Zaki,

On behalf of the Faculty, I am sorry for the inconvenience caused and we
have removed your name from our practical training noticeboard and we hope
no student will contact you again.

Once again, please accept our apologies and we will ensure that it will
never happen again.

Prof Dr Esah Hamzah
Deputy Dean (Academics)

> Puan,
> This is Ahmad Zaki Mohamad Afifi from Shell Refining Co. It has been
> brought to my attention that my name is being published/ advertised around
> the Faculty of Mechanical Engineering for me being the contact person for
> Industrial training with Shell Refining Co.
> Please note that I am NOT the contact person, and all training matters
> should go through our Human Resource department. Please also note that
> Shell accepts training application not from mechanical engineering faculty
> alone. We welcome as many applicants as possible, provided that they have
> what we are looking for, as well as if we can find a suitable role for
> them. Therefore, the trainee management is mainly done by the HR
> department.
> I would like to emphasise on certain actions that shall be taken by the
> faculty. The most important one is to remove my name and contact number
> from the board. However, I would like to suggest that the faculty try to
> contact the HR department using the information on the web. All
> applications can be made direct to the department. The contact information
> is as follows:
> Shell Refining Company (Federation of Malaya) Berhad
> (3926-U)
> Batu 1, Jalan Pantai
> 71000 Port Dickson
> Negeri Sembilan
> Telephone : +606 647 1311
> Facsimile : +606 6474622
> On the other hand, I do welcome the contact from the University if there
> is any career-related issue (graduate talk, discussion, forum etc).
> Thank you for your time.
> Regards
> Ahmad Zaki Mohamad Afifi
> Shell Refining Company

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Praise to God, I passed the test

Peace be upon all,

This morning, I was informed by a colleague that alhamdulillah I have passed the API 510 Pressure Vessel Inspection exam.

Now, I need to get ready for the Jumuah Prayer, the mendolah time.


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Kev & Gov Hospital

Well, good news first. Kevin Keegan is back at Newcastle. He was the superb manager, who lifted NUFC from the bottom of some bottom league, back into being a title contender, and into 'champions league' in 1996. In around 4 years time, he had managed such transformation of the team. Had he stayed in the 96/97 season, we would have won the league. His resignation put the team out of order, hence the second place.

Anyway, all the best Mr Keegan. Somehow, I believe this would be the right choice. Remember, Keegan, Dalglish, Gullit, Sir Bobby, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Keegan. Of course, there's no pattern whatsoever, but hopefully this will be good.

Sad news: A baby will have his leg amputated at HUSM, after a private hospital in KL made some mistake. See the double standard in the media. If it is government hospital, the hospital would have been named and shamed. The doctors would be facing difficult time outside, and the health minister (while being busy shagging around) would have to answer some questions.

See, the private hospital is not even named, yet. They got away with it. I'm sure they pay some hefty amount to the media, to get off the hook. Or maybe they do this in exchange for some exclusive coverage, for events with the likes of Dato' Siti spending some time in the hospital.

See, so much for a fair media in this country.


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SPR & Anak Pontianak the pornstar

Well, with election coming up, it is really tense here. And I have to admit that SPR is just another way for BN to ensure another sound majority win for them.
Funnily, I wonder who is the father of this lady. Her name is just like the village's name. Maybe, next time we'll someone with names like: Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Glory Beach Resort, or Kampung Lonek.
To be honest, I had my taste of BN-biased SPR and post office yesterday, and this morning.
Saturday, 12 Jan, it was in the newspaper that said 'all new voter can check their status at the post office, SPR etc'. Complaint has to be made before 18 Jan by filling in the appropriate forms.
On Monday 14 Jan (see, I missed 2 days already just to wait for the post office to open), I went to the post office. I wanted to check if my name is in, and the reply was ' well, we have no access to the internet at the moment'. And when I asked for the hardcopy, that should be available at the post offices throughout the country, the reply was 'oh, we have not received it yet. Usually, it is on display quite close to the election'.
Then, what's the point of having the complaint period, if one cannot even know the status, or know what to complain?
Today, I called SPR, and their reply was 'we'll call you back'. Later, they returned my call, saying that my name is in. I said, how come the copy is not available at the post office. Their reply was that 'we actually want people to ring our office, that's why'.
Rubbish, the only reason is that they do not want others to know who they have added into the list, and therefore, no-one can argue about 'Cik Kg Mengabang Tengah', or any other pengundi hantu (illegal voters), until it is after the complaint period.
Believe me, BN will do everything to remain in power. Rubbish.
Well, someone showed me the pictures of the anak pontianak actress (remember, the ugly actress with bad acting) showing much of her flesh, drunk, etc. And later, he showed me her picture with another boy licking her nipple. ( Of course I would not show the uncensored one). It did not suprise me, honestly. Now everything has become clear. Maybe she showed her nipples to the director to get the role. I guess, Anak Pontianak and Anak Babi are not different really.

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Animal farm- Malaysia Way 1

Monday, January 07, 2008

Health-Shag 2


Recent update on the issue. Those who were arrested for making copies of the DVD, or in posession of it, or distributing it, have been sentenced to some 4-days imprisonment.

Well, compare that to the murder of Nurin Jazlin Jazimin, I don't think the DVD thingy crime is that big. But because it is in someway related to 'a' politician, the act was simply swift, while cases like Nurin's, Altantuya's, Norita's, Lingam's can definitely wait.

My Theory on this Chua's DVD is this:

One way or another, this conspiracy was mastermined by some MCA/ BN politicans. Why is it? Because otherwise, Paklah would be defending the minister wholeheartedly, telling him not to admit, and say that the goverment will investigate. Then, he'll form some dodgy powerless committee, pretends that investigation is ongoing, and 18 months later, everyone will forget about it.

I think, from the beginning, PakLah wants Chua to go, maybe he has other preferred MCA figure, who he wants to groom. Just like he wanted KJ to groom, he pushed Isa samad aside in one swift act.

There must have been discussion between paklah & chua, which may have occurred like this:

PL: Chua, wassup?
CSL: What?
PL: You know, the video thingy, it was you ain't it?
CSL: err, yes.. what should I do?
PL: I think you better admit lah.. I dont want to make u the next anwar.
CSL: What do u mean?
PL: Well, u know, I want u to go, and get someone in. You can pretend innocent, but of course, we'd do some investigation, and even seize the mattress from the hotel. Then we are going to take it in and out of the court, you know. Just to make sure that you'd vanish from malaysian politics.
CSL: that way huh? Ok la, I admit in front of the press. But let me make myself look like a hero.
PL: that one, no problem. as long as you go. I just dont want u no more. then you can f*** as many people as you want. By the way, u r dumb man. I know, my other colleagues who rent aeroplane so that they don't get caught. Because of that, you don't qualify to be my minister no more..
CSL:Paklah, i think what you said.. paklah? paklah?
PL: (fallen asleep already).. hmm.. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Something like that...

Well, while the real mastermind has not been uncovered, some ikan bilis has been punished. Let's just wait what will be coming up later...

Just finished reading animal farm last night. I remember quite well, animal farm was something we had to read in KMB, but my political eyes were not that sharp at that moment. I think, I could write a malaysian version of animal farm. Everyone, just wait..


Thursday, January 03, 2008



Sex: Scandal?
Recently, dvd's were distributed in Johor, containing scenes of our Health Minister shagging his 'personal friend'...

In a press conference here Tuesday, Dr Chua said the girl is his “personal friend”. He apologised to the Malaysian public, his supporters and colleagues. He said he did not make the tape himself.

Dr Chua said he will not resign over the sex DVDs. He will leave that up to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to decide.

Wow, it's ubelievable that he prefers PakLah to take over the control of his own d**k. It is like he has no control over it, and sometimes it goes up, next second it goes down.

Great that he finally resign. However, somehow, to me, it is not a really big matter. Well, some people may question the morality, but honestly, I think, most of the politicians do it. They simply do not get caught. If his belief allow it, there's nothing much to prevent him, isn't it?

Sex: Motivation?
This maybe some distorted idea, but sometimes, Freud does make sense...

Some people work hard so that they can get rich and shag attractive women.

Some religious people pray hard, so that they can shag attractive women in the paradise.

Well, one way or the other, they do look quite similar... It is just a matter of time... and faith...

Sex-video: Curiosity?
People are lining up for the DVD because of their own reasons.

Some people are curios what the healthy way of having sex is (since he is the Health Minister)...
Some people are curios how the personal friend looks like...
Some people are curios what DVD the couple were watching while doing it...

Well, curiosity is just part of being human...