His Real Face

I was wondering why this guy looks rather smart, more than usual.. until I read the comments and realise that he is not with his usual mask...

So the real face huh..

Fire & Nature

Well, we had another fire yesterday. I was supposed to be on-duty, replacing my friend who covered me for one day last time. I forgot, and he forgot too. Soo, he had to put out fire, while I sat back and watched a japanese Drama. Quite unfair for him.

Anyway, if you remember correctly, we had one last month. So, our KPI is not that great anymore.

One wonders why this happen so frequently.. If this happens to a child, we may think that we have not done proper aqiqah for him. In this case, the company decided to sponsor a majlis bacaan yaasin, tahlil & doa selamat tonight. 'Smart' move.

Well, that's the power for nature ( read: God). You may have every single plan in-place, but nothing can stop the nature.

On both occasions, as I looked at the burnt area, I was aware that there were few eagles flying in circle overhead.

Why?

I hope my brilliant reader can at least try to provide some logical answer.

p/s: The answer is very simple...

Fire breaks out at refinery in Port Dickson

PORT DICKSON: A fire broke out at the Shell refinery here early yesterday causing operations to be temporarily disrupted.

The fire, the second reported in five weeks, caused minor damage to the refinery’s flare stack.

Shell in a statement said the company’s in-house emergency response team managed to put out the fire at one of the flare stacks within 15 minutes.

“The fire broke out at about 6.45am and was promptly put out at 7.05am,” it said.

Several fire engines from surrounding fire stations helped to put out the fire.

“There were no casualties and no one was injured in the incident. There is minimal asset damage on the flare stack and activities to normalise operations are in progress,” it said.

Shell is investigating the cause of the accident.

On Nov 19, two several-storey-high tanks storing crude oil caught fire at the refinery causing operations to be halted. It is believed that lightning, which struck the tank’s rim seals, caused the fire.

Source: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/12/27/nation/19861253&sec=nation

Pelik tapi benar

Entahlah, makin lama kadang-kadang rasa makin meluat dengan SS Mufti Perlis ( Syok Sendiri? ).

Bila beliau bersembang soal akhlaq, kita pun tertanya-tanya. Molek sangatkah akhlaq beliau?

Bila beliau bersembang soal demostrasi tulen salah dalam islam, apakah beliau tidak faham atau buat-buat tidak faham?

Orang dok puji beliau pasal beliau ada PhD hadith. Gah. Bagi saya, orang kafir sendiri pun ramai yang ada PhD bidang hadith. Cuba dengar ceramah beliau, memang orang-orang pengamal tasawwuf ditembak habis-habisan, dan menjadi bahan jenaka ceramah hingga hujung. Molekkah?

It does not need a muslim to have a PhD in hadis, but it needs a real mu'min to practice the hadith (and the akhlaq).

Dan sekarang, bila dia diberi makan shahidan kasim, maka lentoknya pun macam Shahidan.

Alahai, gamaknya kalau satu hari nanti, perompak bagi makan, merompak pun jadi halal...

Biarlah kita makin tua, makin teguh pendirian, dan makin tegas dalam perkara-perkara dasar..

UMOQ DAH LANJUT
CAKAP PUSING-PUSING
TELOQ DAH KECUT
MULUT MASIH BISING

Moonsighting etc

This year, we had this dispute where some people claim that 9 zulhijjah here has to be on tuesday, just like in Saudi. It surprised me to see that the same dispute that people in the UK are having has now been spread to our beloved country.

to pak-pak wahabi: LEARN THE FIQH OF MOONSIGHTING

Sad if one day we'd have different eid days etc, just like in the UK. Alhamdulillah, the government intervened.

Anak Pontianak: Crap

I live with no TV at home. So the only moment I actually watch tele is when I have my dinner at a warung nearby everynight.

I happen to watch another malay series, Anak Pontianak. It's about a girl named Samira / Mia, and somehow she has inherited her great great grandmother's magical power.

I am not sure about the story line, but THE ACTRESS IS UGLY, AND HER ACTING SUCKS BIG TIME.

To Mia, whatever your real name is: Please stop acting, go home and **** yourself..

What other people say:

the pilot episode, for me, is stupid beyond comprehension. terlalu banyak babak2 yang tak penting dan tak perlu ditunjukkan. bosan. elemn paranormal sikit sgt. memang ler tak semestinya perlu 100 persen nampak pontianak, tapi kalo dah meleret2 pasal kena buli dekat sekolah, what to say, kan?

The Malay-Fuckers

Well, apologies for the very offending title, but there's this malay tv drama called Jelatang. The story is like this..

Alima n Hashim were married, and they F**K and have two kids, Salman & Suria. Then, Salman has a girlfriend, and he F**K her too.Then, the girl's father insisted they got married, but Alima backed her son, "they are still young to get married bla bla bla".

Then alima and the husband got divorced..

And alima married a young man from the office, Razlan. and of course, they F**K.

The Razlan got bored, so he flirted with Suria, and he F**K her too. In fact, Suria is in love with her also, so they both left alima's house, and stay together until suria got pregnant.

Then, alima & hashim helped suria to abort the baby.

In the meantime, Razlan got bored, so he returned to his ex-girlfriend, and he F**K her too.

After going to their kids' problems, alima & Hashim thought of getting together again. Then, it was revealed that hashim has F**K someone and has illigitimate child too.

1) These malay-fuckers just fuck everyone like nobody's business.
2) I do not know if incest is very common here. It is disgusting, considering that the daughter goes fuck the step-father when the mother is asleep, in the same house. Crazy..

I know, series like friends are also full of fuckers, but Ross doesnt fuck his sister.. The Jelatang is infested with incest. Bloody director with a twisted mind.

Well, those are the crazy creativity of the script writer. I guess, he himself is a M-fucker too.

go to hell, you m-fuckers...