Rumah tangga

Rumah saya kini sudah tambah berseri.

Bila balik terasa senang dan lapang. Sebelum ni, setiap kali balik rumah rasa pointless, sekurang-kurangnya sekarang rasa ada purpose of life.

Sebelum ini, rumah saya tidak bertangga. Maklumlah, rumah teres satu tingkat. Dengan adanya tangga aluminium, dapatlah saya mengganti semua bulb yang tak menyala di rumah. Penat buat electrical check, dan dapati kebanyakan bulb tak menyala, hanya 2 yang OK.

Semalam saya beli 8 biji energy saving bulbs. Rumah semakin seronok didiami. Sekarang pula dah jadi official Imam di taman perumahan. Jadi, terasa seronok juga hidup berkomuniti.

Beli bulb dua jenis: Jenis ini (20W)

Dan Jenis Ini (15W)
Beli juga railing langsir, memandangkan yang lama sudah bengkang bengkok.

Ijab Qabul dan Rumah Tangga

Alhamdulillah,

Semalam saya telah selamat berijab qabul dan kini sudah secara rasmi berumah tangga. Aqad berjalan lancar. Maaf kerana tidak mengumumkan kepada rakan-rakan.

Z

p/s: Gambar-gambar akan diletak kemudian.

Reasoning?

Some sad stories?

One day, PakLah met Goh Chok Tong:

PakLah (PL): How come your government is very efficient?

Goh Chok Tong (CT): We have competent people holding the portfolios.

PL: How do you know they are competent?

CT: Just test them some simple logical questions.

CT called in Hsien Long (HL) and asked: Who's your father's son?

HL: That's me, of course

CT: That's how you should test your cabinet members

So, PakLah went home, and (after a discussion with KJ), decided to test it on Najib. He called Najib (NR) the next day.

PL: Najib, who's your father's son?

NR: PakLah, I am not sure, but I will definitely find the answer for you within a week.

The next day, Najib appointed a committee, and buy few artificial intelligents machineries, in the hope of discovering the answer (or the hidden answer ) to PakLah's question. He also called on Zainuddin Maidin, menteri penerangan ( Minister of Information) to give him the answer.

NR: ZAM, do you know the answer to this question, who's your father's son?

ZAM: I'll dig the ministry library and find out the answer.

ZAM tried to find the answer, but still to no avail. Panicked, he rang Bill Clinton.

ZAM: Mr Clinton, how is it going?

Clinton: Fine, thanks

ZAM: When is the erection?

Clinton: well, all the time in the office, with Ms Lewinsky. Anyway, what's the matter mate?

ZAM: Do you happen to have the answer to this question, who's your father's son?

Clinton: Me, of course.

ZAM: Thanks buddy.

Immediately ZAM called Najib to tell him the answer. Najib congratulated him, and ensured him that he'll be in his cabinet if Najib can outlive PakLah.

Next, Najib called PakLah.

NR: Boss, I've got the answer to the question

PL: So, who's your father's son?

NR: Bill Clinton

PL: Gosh, you really are dumb, aren't you. You can't even answer this question properly.

NR: What's the answer then?

PL: Hsien Long

For those who don't get why the reply was like that, please refer to the early conversation.
I've decided to take out KJ from the story, otherwise he will appear on all my future sketches.

Z

The Effects of Demonstration

1) Traffic congestion

For those who actually went there, you'll definitely see (Unless you are just utterly dumb), that it was the police who set up the road blocks, trying to prevent people from getting to KL.

Who caused the traffic jam: POLICE

2) Scared tourist

Well, I had few chit chat with canadians and french tourists in KL. And yes, they were really scared by the FRU's presence, not the mass.

Who scared the shit out of the tourists: POLICE

3) Shops closure

Read in the newspapers, some shopkeepers had to close the shop, and were affected by the tear gas, and acidic water cannon. This causes some (read: RM40k) losses to few outlets.

Sorry, who fire the gas and cannon again: POLICE

4) Bad name to the country

Well, PakLah & co said it potrayed bad image of the country. For those who listened to ZAM response to aljazeera, yes, you can never be far from truth. Most of our ministers are simply dumb, yet even monkeys can win election in Malaysia with the current uneven playing field.

Wait a minute, citizens of any country generally gain the pride an honour in the global eyes, if they have the guts to claim the rights from the ruling party. The bad image was more due to how our police reacted to the unarmed civilian.

Who gave bad name to the country, again and again: POLICE ( and ZAM of course).

Conclusion:

The Opposition is the culprit.

P/S: Sadly, that is how our ministers' logic and reasoning operate. Now you can really see how 'competent' these people are.

On my silent days

Greetings,

Well, I got back from Shah Alam yesterday. The course went well, although I had to download pages and pages of information in the 9-days span. The exam is in december.

Went to BERSIH, all went well, apart from TAKTIK KOTOR polis. How can you fire the water cannon at people in Masjid Jamek Area? For those who are familiar with KL, Masjid Jamek area is just a one street, and after barricading the circumferential area, police asked the people to disperse. Where can they go to, without hitting the FRU barriers? Stupid, and because they did not disperse (in fact they cannot), they were showered with the chemicals.

This was a peaceful march, a peaceful engagement with the government, yet, they were the one firing. How long can we last? How long can we remain patient?

Many times I feel really dissappointed, and wanting to abandon the country and her problems. However, doing so will never solve the problem.

To Paklah and Co,
Asalmu, air mani yang hina,
Matimu bangkai yang jijik,
Antara keduanya, kamu hanyalah tong pengandung najis,

apa sangatlah yang boleh dibanggakan dengan hidup selaku manusia?

Ya Allah,
These people have insulted your religion, so please grant us patience and please grant us your paradise.

Or shall we start reciting this dua?
O my Lord! Leave not of these hypocrits, a single one on earth. For, if You does leave any of them, they will but mislead your devotees, and they will breed none but wicked ungrateful ones.*

But surely, if one current UMNO guy dies, I would feel very reluctant to pray for his janazah.

*The dua was adapted from surah Nuh, ayat 26 & 27
وَقَالَ نُوحٌ رَّبِّ لَا تَذَرْ عَلَى الْأَرْضِ مِنَ الْكَافِرِينَ دَيَّارًا
إِنَّكَ إِن تَذَرْهُمْ يُضِلُّوا عِبَادَكَ وَلَا يَلِدُوا إِلَّا فَاجِرًا كَفَّارًا

The Night Before BERSIH

salam

tonight is friday night, the night before the BERSIH assembly tomorrow. The government does not want to give the permit for assembly. Yeah, so much room for democracy in malaysia.

Well, make dua for me. And in case anything happen to us, please someone pay my hutang puasa 80 hari.

Salam

Menuntut sebuah pilihanraya yang bersih

Zaki